Jokes!

What's big and grey and flys straight up?
An elecopter!

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/Kids/kideleph001.htm

balloon animals

I'd like to share some of my practice balloon animals with you! I've been practicing my orange elephants, black swords, purple giraffes and blue dogs.
Why didn't they invite the giraffe to the party? He was such a pain in the neck!
What do you get when two giraffes collide?  A giraffic jam!  source http://www.sekoj.com/animaljokes/giraffejokes.html
Hey why do dogs wag their tails? Because no one else will do it for them!

Elephant Jokes....Enjoy!

What time is is when ten elephants are chasing after you?......ten after one!

What cheers you up when you are sick? ......A get wellephant card!

What weighs 5000 pounds and wears glass slippers?....Cinderelephant!

How do you stop a charging elephant?...take away its credit card

http://www.azkidsnet.com/elephant.htm